The Axis Of Awesome – Smokings Cool chords

[Intro]
A E A E
D A B E

A       E        A       EI can't breathe, I can't smell
D  A           B            EMy lungs don't function too well
A       E          A         EMy hair stinks, My teeth are black
D      A         B       EI'm at risk of a heart attack

B                EBut it's totally worth it
          A                              ECos I'm a bad boy who don't play by your rules
B               C#mShut up all you losers
    A                    BYou can't put a price on looking this cool

E         B        A            ESmoking's cool and that's why I do it
     E         B          A             EThis wonderful feeling of lungs full of fluid
A            F#       B               C#mLight it and suck it, There's nothing to it
A                              EEveryone should smoke cos it's cool
A    E     A          EIt's cool, Smoking is cool
D          A                    B     EC'mon kids haven't you seen Mad Men

  A           E         A         EI can't climb stairs, I got shaky hands
            D         A     B        EBut there's smoke and flame at my command
    A          E         A          EYou tell me to stop I've heard it before
    D        A      B             EI'm going to die oh blah blah get fucked

     B                      EIt's not like I'm immune to cancer
A                             EHeart attacks and gum disease too
    B                   C#mYes I'll be dead before fifty
         A                     EBut I'll always be cooler than you

E         B        A            ESmoking's cool and that's why I do it
  E      B     A              EI love tobacco smoke it don't chew it
   A           F#         B          C#mIf you haven't tried come on and get to it
A                              EEveryone should smoke cos it's cool
A    E     A          EIt's cool, Smoking is cool
D                 A           B    ESmoking gave me a robot voice beep boop beep beep boop

B                C#mShow me horrible things like tumors
A                      EGangrene and rotted up veins
    B               C#mAnd I'll show you a legend
    F#m                          BWho sucks like a whore and blows smoke like a train

E         B        A            ESmoking's cool and that's why I do it
E             B        A              ESmoke in your face cos that's where I blew it
    A        F#m       B          C#mI'm going to die but I don't feel stupid
AEveryone should smoke cos it's

(COUGHING FIT)
     ECool