E B7
I?m flying [flying] in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
B7 E
I?m seein? [seeing] the future , the past, as I lay the present to
waste
E E7 A
I?m scopin? [scoping] all these feelings I have and hoping for them to
come true
B7 E
And I?m holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, I?m
holding you
E B7
I?m breathing [breathing] the fumes of the grid that rid my lobe of
oxygen
B7 E
I?m climbin [climbing] the walls to where good and evil make amends
E E7 A
I?m trippin?, [tripping] writhin? and squealin?, pukin? , lookin? for
someone like you
B7 E
And I?m holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, I?m
holding you
[JAM]
E B7
I?m flying [flying] in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
B7 E
I?m seein? [seeing] the future , the past, as I lay the present to
waste
E E7 A
I?m scopin? [scoping] all these feelings I have and hoping for them to
come true
B7 E
And I?m holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, I?m
holding you
B7 E
And I?m holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, I?m
holding you
JAPANESE COWBOY
INRO: [G...G...C...{C.F.} ]
{C F} C F C
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
F C F G
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train running late
F C F C
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
F C G C
and nobody answers cause something ain?t right
F C F C
Breakfast at Shoney?s at two ninety-nine
F C F G
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
F C F G
I?m walking in circles and feeling the pain
F C F G F
I?m tossing and turning And crying in vain
C F C F C
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
F C F G
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train running late
F C F C
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
F C G C
and nobody answers cause something ain?t right
[ JAM: C...C...F...F...G...G...C...C.F. ]
F C F C
I?m riding at midnight and crossing the line
F C F G
From the rain In my windshield and the tears in my eyes
F C F C
Now the bedroom is empty and I spent my last dime
F C F G F G
And the lovers are leaving I got nothing but time, I got
you on my mind
CHORUS AND END
PISS UP A ROPE
[INTRO: G...D...G...G...]
G
My dinner?s on fire while she watches T.V.
C
And if you ever wonder what it?s like to be me
G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
D
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
G
I ^?m breakin? my back doin the best that I can
C
She?s got time for the dog and none for her man
G D G
And I?m no dope, but I can?t cope so hit the fuckin road and piss up a
rope
G
A - you can --- piss.... up a rope
C
And you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckin?
G
Pack your bag I don?t need the ag
D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckin?
G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
Now you?re up shit?s creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
And I can?t cope, a- piss up a rope
A you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months I been packin? your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
I?m sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
And I can?t cope, a - piss up a rope
CHORUS
CHORUS END
I DON?T WANNA LEAVE YOU ON THE FARM
C Am
I don?t wanna leave you on the farm, I don?t wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I don?t wanna go, ah just so you know; I don?t wanna leave you on the
farm
Am Em F C Am F C
Days go by and I?m still high, but you know, I?m thinkin? about you
Am Em F C F G C
Corn?s turned brown, leaves fall to the ground It?s a sound that
reminds me of you
C Am
I don?t wanna leave you on the farm, I don?t wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I don?t wanna go, ah just so you know; I don?t wanna leave you on the
farm
Am Em F C Am F C
No telephone to call you at home I?m alone ---- -- on the throne
Am Em F C F G C
Go get something hey, thanks for nothin I?ll keep truckin? and gettin?
myself stoned
C Am
I don?t wanna leave you on the farm, I don?t wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I don?t wanna go, ah just so you know; I don?t wanna leave you on the
farm
Am Em F C Am F C
Days go by and I?m still high, but you know, I?m thinkin? about you
Am Em F C F G C
Corn?s turned brown, leaves fall to the ground It?s a sound that
sticks like glue
JAM AND END
PRETTY GIRL
E...D...A...A...
A D A
There?s a sweater wearin?, coat totin?, boot footin?, good lookin?
man -- on town
E
There?s a smooth talkin? funny walkin? dude around
A D A A D A A D A A D A
There?s a pretty girl and she sees him walkin? lookin? him up and down
A D A D A D A E
She thinks she?d like to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A D A
There?s a scum suckin lip fuckin? bad ole truck drivin? man -- on
town
E
There?s a boot lickin? hind tickin? dude around
A D A A D A A D A A D A
There?s a pretty girl and he sees her walkin? lookin? her up and down
A D A D A D A E
He like for her to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A D A
There?s a sweater wearin?, coat totin?, boot footin?, good lookin?
man -- on town
E
There?s a smooth talkin? funny walkin? dude around
A D A A D A A D A A D A
There?s a pretty girl and she sees him walkin? lookin? him up and down
A D A D A D A E
She thinks she?d like to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A
Turn his life around ---- turn his life around
POWDER BLUE
RIFF:
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G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, what can you do? she?s powder blue
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, what can you do? she?s powder blue
Am C
I?ll be true, [bop bah] my powder blue, [powder blue]
Am G RIFF
it?s all for you , [bop bah] it?s all for you [and you know
it]
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, the seventh son of Orion with me too
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, powder blue, how do you do? come walk with me now,
powder blue
Am C
Powder blue, [bop bah] powder blue, [powder blue]
Am G RIFF
it?s all for you , it?s all for you [and you can feel that ]
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue, oh powder blue, I got this feelin? powder blue
G# G C G# G C
Oh Powder blue, powder blue, it?s in my head for you
Am C
I?ll be true, [bop bah] my powder blue, [powder blue]
Am G RIFF, AD LIB
it?s all for you , [bop bah] it?s all for you
MR. RICHARD SMOKER
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re a poopy poker, Chardonnay and cocaine in
the spa
G7
Cigarrettes and coffee breath, Little boys on crystal meth
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight we?ll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re a chicken choker, Tonite you?re gonna let
it all hang out
G7
Panty hose and Aqua Net, smoking menthal cigarettes
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight we?ll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
SMOKE! [JAM ]
F7 F7 G7 G7
You eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re an Ono Yoker, Cognac and black coffee with
the boys
G7
Dancin? in your buster browns, whirlin? to that techno sound
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick, you smoke -- big
dick
C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker, You?re a velvet coker, Bruce and Jeff will pick
you up at ten
G7
Goin out, dancing in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
G7 F7 F7 G7 G7
Tonight we?ll tango in the street, you eat -- dark meat
[C] Boodley bah boo [Dm] Boodley bah boo [F] Boodley bah boo
bah [G]
[D] Boodley bah boo [Em] Boodley bah boo [G] Boodley bah boo
bah [A]
[E] Boodley bah boo [F#m] Boodley bah boo [A] Boodley bah boo
bah [B]
[F#] Boodley bah boo [G#m] Boodley bah boo [B] Boodley bah boo
bah [C#] [C#]
HELP ME SCRAPE THE MUCUS OFF MY BRAIN
G...Bm.Am.G...
Am D G D/F# Em
I guess it?s something in my brain -- I need whiskey to ease the pain
C D G Bm Am G
But it?s early in the morning and I?m feeling bad again
C D G D/F# Em
But if you ever loved me -- you?ll go easy on me now
A7 D
Fix me up a cup of coffee and in a while I?ll come around
Am D G Em
I think I?ll spend the dogfood money -- but he?ll love me just the
same
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain
[JAM]
Am D G D/F# Em
It?s a shame when morning hurts -- I?ve seen bad and I?ve seen worse
C D G Bm Am G
it?s the nature of my being -- I took some money from your purse
C D G D/F# Em
Now a Frenchman loves to party and I know he?s not to blame
A7 D
But the way you?re lookin? at me baby -- I just can?t help but feel
the shame
Am D G Em
I think I?ll spend the dogfood money -- but he?ll love me just the
same
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain
You Were the Fool
E
Bless the father bless the sun, cross your heart cause you're the on
Asus4 E
Collecting moonbeams in the morning
E
Curvy sticks and wooden poles assisting you in plugging holes
Asus4 E
Plug them holes until you see straight through to the minds eye
D A
Think about it turn around and go back to the quiet sound
Am7 A6/7sus4
Of Jim and Dan prancing around the pool
E A E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you, you were the fool
D A E
But there's something you can do
You can wash your arm in a pool of mud, you can chop a tree to prevent
a flood
You can speak with a turtle just by flipping him around
You can build a boat and sail the sea, you can buy a moat and forge a
key
Initiate the sequence, create catastrophe
CHORUS
REPEAT 1st VERSE
D A
Think about it turn around and go back to the quiet sound
Am7 A6/7sus4
Of Jim and Dan prancing around the pool
E A E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you, you were the fool
D C
E
But there's something you can do you were the fool
FLUFFY
D Em D Em
Fluffy, furry buddy, chewed his leg on the porch
D F/D G
Why?d you do it Fluffy - on the porch
D Em D Em
Good dog Fluffy, old friend, my pal
D F/D G
Fluffy?s got his buddy, on the porch
D Em D Em
Penny - she?s my girlie, she sits here with me, on the porch
D F/D G
Penny looks so pretty, on the porch
D Em D Em
Penny takes Fluffy -- for a walk -- out on the path
D F/D G
Fluffy chases the other doggies -- on the path
D Em D Em
The pig says to Penny ?get Fluffy back on the porch?
D F/D G
So me and Fluffy and Penny are on the Porch
D Em D Em D F/D G REPEAT
