Wingnut Dishwashers Union – Never Trust A Man Who Plays Guitar chords
Chords:
C G Am E F x2CSo I dip this pen in arsenicEI write a song for every presidentAm Fthat wont ever get shot in the faceCAnd I wrap these strings in plastic explosivesEHead down to the court houseAm Fwith one chord I level the placeCBut hasn't anybody learnedE Am Fdon't ever trust a man who plays guitarC E The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lyingAm Fto you or me about what I believeIntroC EAnd if I die then let my gravestone read[pause] Am Frest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to danceC EIf I live then let my heart be like a beating picket lineAm Fthey'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab[pause] Hasn't anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the wordsC Ethe day I rob a banks the first day of my lifeAm F as an honest man, an honest manC EThe day I rob a banks the first day of my lifeAm FAs an honest man, an honest man[tap guitar] The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve End on C