Half Man Half Biscuit – Surging Out Of Convalescence chords
Chords:
G D GDarts in soap operas, oh so wrong, oh so wrongD GNo one's scoring and there's too much chat between easch throwD GWorse than this though is when cheers are raised for the bullDGranted, bull's a double and an out but I know that they don'tAm D Am D Am D D7Know their boards; I propose no soap darts.G D GIs your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat?D GSometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral BeachD GLast Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shitDNext Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow;Am D Am D Am D D7Strive in vain, for they say few succeed.G DI wrote to the Horse and Hounds to gloat over whay I'd doneG DI stored their magazine in a data retrieval systemGWell let's face it what're they going to do?DIt's not as if they know where I liveG DAnd anyway I cut the caper back in 1984G DHeartbroken Matrons on joyless bedsG DFor those whose souls the iron has enteredG DAnd if I get to Heaven's gate I'll doubtless have to waitG DWhile St. Peter investigates the inevitable asteriskG DThe inside of a Halex Three Star table-tennis ballG D GSmells much like you'd expect it to.