Half Man Half Biscuit – Surging Out Of Convalescence chords

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G D GDarts in soap operas, oh so wrong, oh so wrong
D GNo one's scoring and there's too much chat between easch throw
D GWorse than this though is when cheers are raised for the bull
DGranted, bull's a double and an out but I know that they don't
Am D Am D Am D D7Know their boards; I propose no soap darts.
G D GIs your child hyperactive or is he perhaps a twat?
D GSometimes I like to watch wave rage down on Fistral Beach
D GLast Ash Wednesday I had tantric sex and it was shit
DNext Ash Wednesday I might strive to lick my elbow;
Am D Am D Am D D7Strive in vain, for they say few succeed.
G DI wrote to the Horse and Hounds to gloat over whay I'd done
G DI stored their magazine in a data retrieval system
GWell let's face it what're they going to do?
DIt's not as if they know where I live
G DAnd anyway I cut the caper back in 1984
G DHeartbroken Matrons on joyless beds
G DFor those whose souls the iron has entered
G DAnd if I get to Heaven's gate I'll doubtless have to wait
G DWhile St. Peter investigates the inevitable asterisk
G DThe inside of a Halex Three Star table-tennis ball
G D GSmells much like you'd expect it to.
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