Half Man Half Biscuit – All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit chords
Chords:
(Intro Bb Eb Bb Eb)Bb EbThere was one in the gang who had ScalextricBb EbAnd because of that he thought he was better than youBb EbEvery day after school youÂ’d go round there to play itBb EbHoping to compete for some kind of championshipBb EbBut it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track upBb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbAnd even when you did the thing never seemed to workBb EbIt was a dodgy transformer again and againBb EbA dodgy transformer again and againBb EbIt was a dodgy transformer again and againBb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbA dodgy transformer that cost three pound tenBb EbSo heÂ’d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladdersBb EbTo get the Subbuteo out of the loftBb EbHe had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphereBb EbThe crowd and the dugout and the floodlights tooBb EbYouÂ’d always get palmed off with a headless centre forwardBb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbAnd a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like hisBb EbAnd heÂ’d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kitBb EbCos his uncle owned a sports shop and heÂ’d kept it to one sideBb EbAnd after only five minutes youÂ’d be down to ten menBb EbCos heÂ’d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left wingerBb EbAnd come to half time you were losing four-nilBb EbEach and every goal a hotly disputed penaltyBb EbSo youÂ’d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandonedBb EbAnd the dog would bark and youÂ’d be banned from his houseBb EbAnd your travelling army of synthetic supportersBb Eb Bb Eb Bb EbWould be taken away from you and thrown in the binBb EbNow heÂ’s working in a job with a futureBb EbHe hands me my Giro every two weeksBb EbAnd me IÂ’m on the lookout for a proper transformer Â…errr