Jon Lajoie – High As Fuck chords
Chords:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- High as F#%K - Jon Lajoie --------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://www.jonlajoie.com/chordsandlyrics.html Capo on 4th fret. Verse: C C/B AM G F G C G (Repeat over and over) Bridge: AM C/B C C/B AM (Repeat over and over) Lyrics: Have you ever watched the sun go down / And youre thinkin bout the world spinning round Have you ever been high as fuck? Youre in the bathroom mirror talkin to your self / And your dogs looking at you like you need help Have you ever been high as fuck? Then you feel your heart bumping really fast / And youre convinced that youre gonna have a heart attack Have you ever been high as fuck? You close your eyes and youre on a chicken farm The only problem is that the chickens have human arms You say thats fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms? You need snacks so you walk to the corner store But youre scared because you think that they will know youre high So you walk around the block to buy some time Finally you decide to go in the store / But youre so high you dont know why youre there anymore So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there Youre walking home and your mouth is dry Should have bought some juice and snacks but you were too high Thinking bout ketchup chips And for some reason the game Battleship I started thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when we were a kid And then how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves So you say: guess what Im gonna make up a game right now And it involves a baseball bat and a porcuipine And Im gonna try and kill a porcupine with a baseball bat But then you dont know where to find the porcupine So you go on eBay and do a search but people dont sell porcupines on the Internet And you say, you know what world, you got me cornered again, Im gonna roll another joint. Ever eat a whole bag of crackers / That were so old that they werent crispy anymore Have you ever been high as fuck?